Crappy Taffy. Awesome Jokes

I eat a lot of Laffy Taffy at work. Banana mostly. Exclusively. Each Laffy Taffy comes with two "jokes" submitted by children (at least I pray these are children.)
Most of them are not good. Some of them are hardly jokes at all.
Examples:

What kind of candy makes you laugh?
-Laffy Taffy.
That's more a statement than anything else. And a cheap corporate statement at that.

What sort of garden grows the most vegetables?
-Flash Garden
... what? What does that even mean? Maybe, what is the fastest garden... maybe.

How did the bones cross the road?
They didn't, the dogs ate them.
Why The FACE?? That is just twisted.

It was with these "jokes" in mind that we at Table 8 came up with "Crappy Taffy", our very first Table 8 production.

Enjoy.