I Can Smell The Heart Attack Seeping Through The Bag

You've seen the new Double Down commercials right? Where the men all talk about how today is the day they're going to seize the day by eating a KFC Double Down? It puts hair on your chest, hair back on your head and hair... in other places.

My favorite is the guy who makes it sound like a Double Down is the logical progression of events before he asks out that girl in the elevator.

1) Be Afraid of Girls
2) Eat KFC Double Down
3) Become King of All Studs
4) Love In An Elevator
5) Living It Up While You're Going Down

How can you not be tempted, right? Well I'm here to tell you that that doesn't work. How do I know? Because Table 8 did what none of you should dare to do and ATE the Double Down. Live vicariously through us in this video, your arteries will thank you.



And for the record, only Nik has started growing hair in new and exciting places. That's probably less the Double Down and more hitting puberty since the video was shot.